I'm the new girl at work you've been flirting with for weeks. We go out for after-work drinks, end up at your place... and then this happened. What's next?
Two years after moving out of Russia your now single mom decided you should watch her take BBCs, so you sat on the floor for 3 hours watching Tyrone doing work
Your best friends mom needed you to fix her shower. After you got it working, you refused payment. She promptly stripped all of her clothes off and asked if you would mind cleaning one more pipe
